
So I was on my way to the grocery store, and had gone less than half a mile when I noticed a Sheriff patrol car behind me. It didn't bother me too much, I like it that they hang out around here.
He followed me for about a mile ... down the hill, the curvy road, the stop sign, the school bus dropping off students ... then he lit up his lights.
I pulled over, and he approached the car. "May I see your drivers license, registration and proof of insurance please?"
As I fumbled for my wallet, he said "I pulled you over because ... I know you tried to cover it up, but it's not working and there is white showing through".
Huh?
"Excuse me???"
"Your taillight," he explained. "You taped it up, but there is white showing through, and that's against the law."
"Oh," I said. "I thought you were talking about my HAIR"!
I thought he was going to hurt himself trying not to laugh. After running my license, he handed it back to me and choked out "Thank you, ma'am - have a nice day" - then he practically ran back to his car.
After I turned around, I passed him again.
He gave me a big smile and a wave.