Show me your, er, "assets!"

I found this interesting advertisement sign inside of a department store a while back.

What a way to advertise your, er, "assets".
By sticking your, er, "asset" in peoples faces???

On the other hand ... I could put on a hundred, er, "assets" ...
And my, er, "asset" would never look this good!

Oh well, it makes for an interesting entry for Lesley's "Signs, Signs"!