I was getting ready for BBW ... and I don't mean THE BBW (Big Beautiful Women) with which I am quite familiar ...
I am referring to our local politically correct "waste management facility" and their yearly "Big Bulky Waste" day. That's where you can stuff as much extra-large trash into your car as you want, and, for a donation of non-perishable food for the local food bank, you can get rid of a bunch of unsightly garbage that doesn't fit into your regular can.
They were also taking e-waste, and I had 4 old dinosaurs, er, computer monitors (when I say OLD, I mean the ones that weigh nearly as much as my BBW self!) that needed to go.
Anyway, I had put the hand truck under the can and was getting ready to move the whole heavy mess, when I noticed something that didn't fit the (other) BBW profile ...
A cute little tree frog, basking in the sun on the back of one of the old monitors.
I watched him sleep for a while, then carefully lifted him up and walked over to the garden.
When I opened my hand, he sat there a moment, surveying his new home.
Then he peed on my fingers and leaped into the middle of the flower patch.
And disappeared.
