I found this amusing sign at a Thriftway store in Canby, Oregon.
"No CAT Parking" it reads ...
So ... if I am a dog I can park here? For 5 minutes or less?
Okay, here's the rest of the story. This is a bus stop for a local bus service called "Canby Area Transit". Or ... CAT. (Catch a CAT is their slogan).
I still think it's a cute sign.